Celeb Romance Roundup: Eva Longoria the Oldest Person on a Double Date; Emily Maynard Says She Was Miserable with Jef Holm; Did Kristen Stewart Hit on Justin Theroux?

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Celeb Romance Roundup  

Nothing but who’s kissing who in Hollywood! No reports on who wore Spanx, got Botox, shopped at Whole Foods, or gasp, arrived in an airport! Just important celeb love highlights and tidbits for your gossiping (or snarking) pleasure! 

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EVA LONGORIA THE OLDEST PERSON ON A DOUBLE DATE WITH MARK SANCHEZ
Everything seems as if it's going fabulously with Eva and Mark. In fact, they're at the point in their relationship where double dates are happening. Most recently they were reportedly seen with Hayden Panettiere and Scottie McKnight at a Broadway show. I thought this sounded sweet until something occurred to me. Eva is 37. Mark is 25. Hayden is 23. Scotty is 24. Sure, age is just a number...I guess. But, I wonder if Eva felt old. I'm sure she'd say "no." All I know is I probably wouldn't be able to stop thinking about it. When you date a man who is 12 years younger than you, chances are you'll be hanging with his friends who are of the same age. I adore Hayden and think she's a sweetie. Nevertheless, were I Eva, I'd feel old no matter how good I looked.

RUSSELL BRAND WITH ANOTHER WOMAN...YES...ANOTHER
I can't even keep up with Russell. He really loves the ladies. I've lost count of how many women he's dated since his divorce. He was spotted in West Hollywood with another woman though we do not know who she is. I have to admit, though, they look pretty cute together. Something about hipster couples just makes me go "awww." She looks to me a bit like how Amy Winehouse would've looked had she been twenty pounds heavier. We'll see!

EMILY MAYNARD "I WAS MISERABLE WITH JEF HOLM" - WILL SHE START SEEING MATT LEINART?
I remember when I first started writing about Emily and Jef's problems, people tweeted me with comments about how I must hate seeing two people being happy. My response was "Nope. Just called it how I see it." Now that the news broke they've split, we're learning Emily was actually pretty miserable with Jef and he was calling her a bad mother. It doesn't sound like a cakewalk for either of them. Anyway, I wonder whether any more news will surface about Emily and Matt Leinart. Several sources were saying she was sexting with him. Now that she's single, she's free to sext until her heart's content without repercussion from Jef.

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VANESSA AND KOBE BRYANT SPLIT LUNCH...WHAT DIVORCE?
Even though they're going through a divorce, Kobe and Vanessa are getting along well enough to have lunch together. The story said they even split a soup and sandwich. I am not lying. Whoa. Big news, right? The reason I mention it is because I'm curious as to whether they're going through with the divorce. Vanessa filed in December. But, they were seen together at the Olympics and are now splitting a sandwich. True, couples need not be angry with each other while separating. But, Vanessa and Koby get along amazingly for two people going through divorce. 

TODAY'S FAVORITE: DID KRISTEN STEWART HIT ON JUSTIN THEROUX
I've joked before about how some celebrity gossip is so juicy that were it liquor I'd fall over drunk hiccuping. Truly saving the best for last is today's favorite that supposedly Kristen went up to Justin at Chateau Marmont and hit on him. In fact, the undoubtedly credible source said they chatted alone for an hour in front of everyone. Further, that she made it very clear about what she wanted. So, this story could seem plausible because we all know Justin and Jennifer Aniston are known for hanging out at Chateau Marmont. Yet, I say this story's false. Kristen does a darn good job of playing hard-to-get. Men chase her. Not vice versa. True, she succumbed to a married man's advances, but Rupert Sanders still pursued her. I also don't think with all of the hell she went through that she'd jeopardize the Breaking Dawn promotional tour. Just my two pennies. 

And there you have it! I've corralled today's best celebrity romance stories in my roundup!

Until next time...

Shine like Platinum!

Vanessa

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